Patrick Yoda

Born to two Yoda Bitcorn farmers on planet FuckaSuckaBah (Concieved via normal missionary sex), Patrick Yoda grew up hoverboarding the streets of SuckaFuckabah and reading his neighbors minds and using his cunning to make them get him hoagies and hotdogs. Patrick joined the Top Ten Mindfulness Corp after being tricked into thinking that he would get free hoverboard parts and Humpty Dumpty all dressed chips.